walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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