I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
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Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
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Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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