Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
Randomize
