I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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