I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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