So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
Is it because I queefed?
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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