New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
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Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
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I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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