Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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