good thing vaginas are great cup holders
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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