i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
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im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
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Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
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Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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