She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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