then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
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