Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
Randomize
