He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
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