I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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