id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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