There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
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just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
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I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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