Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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