you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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