Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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