i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
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