What a fucking waste of an outfit
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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