i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
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