Operation Purity has been aborted
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
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