if only i could text you this smell
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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