I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
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