Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Found your dick twin last night
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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