i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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