I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
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Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
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He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
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