Cold hands, warm shart.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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