im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
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