Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Just puked most of my soul out..
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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