Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
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Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
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Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
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