I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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