butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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