Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
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just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
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You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
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