so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
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