the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
Randomize
