The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
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Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
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Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
I'm like, not good at living.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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