So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
why do cheetos always look like penises
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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