Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
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