Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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