if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
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U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
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We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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