remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
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