You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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