yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
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The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
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There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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