KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Randomize
