mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
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i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
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Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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