he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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