i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
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The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
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time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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