whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
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