found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
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I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
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When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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