Banned from zoo.
Again?
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
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There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
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Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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