I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
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We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
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I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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