: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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