Porn is love you can see.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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