You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
how does that bad decision feel?
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